Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears

Ding dang it! Jamie Lynn Spears went and got herself pregnant at 16 years of age. The father is some guy named Casey Aldridge, her "longtime" boyfriend.

Fortunately, because he's less than two years older than her, Casey won't be charged with statutory rape of Jamie Lynn now that she's with child. Phew!

When hearing that some schlub got Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant, how proud must Britney Spears have been? After she got jealous and took off her pants, that is?

And how awful of a mother must Lynne Spears be? Way to go, Jamie Lynn Spears! In other news, her Nickelodeon show, Zoey 101, has shot up in the ratings since!

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